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Gus Cantrell : So, what's the deal with Carlos?
Roger Dorn : Well, Carlos is in a love fest, with Carlos.
Gus Cantrell : What about the rest of your team.
Roger Dorn : One guy wants to be traded to New York so he can get more press coverage. My center fielder is threatening to quit because he wants to become a male model. And my second baseman and shortstop aren't speaking to each other because one has a bigger shoe contract than the other and they haven't turned a double play in over a month.
Gus Cantrell : So out of your 25 guys, baseball is a primary concern for how many?
Roger Dorn : 14. Maybe.
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Gus Cantrell : [seeing a newspaper article about the Buzz/Twins game] Are you out of your mind?
Roger Dorn : You know, you are the fifth person this morning to ask me that question.
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Gus Cantrell : Did you know that Huff has "Born to Lie" tattooed on his forearm?
Roger Dorn : Is that the truth?
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Roger Dorn : As far as I'm concerned, as deal's a deal. I know how long you've been waiting to get to the Majors, plus I know that it has been a lifelong dream.
Gus Cantrell : [Dorn presents Gus with a Twins hat] Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'm going to have to pass.
Roger Dorn : I'm talking about a job with the Twins here, Gus.
Gus Cantrell : I have a lot of information I feel I can pass on to young ballplayers. That's where I belong, and that's what I want to do.
Roger Dorn : You want to manage a minor league team?
Gus Cantrell : So I'm going to stick with the Buzz, if that's okay with you.
Roger Dorn : [speechless] Yeah it's okay, but...
Gus Cantrell : But thanks.
Airport P.A. : Your attention please. Flight 63 to Miami is boarding at Gate 28.
Maggie Reynolds : Oh that's us.
Roger Dorn : Wait, where are you guys going?
Maggie Reynolds : It's called a honeymoon.
Roger Dorn : That's great. Congratulations! Hey, I don't have any plans. You mind if I come along.
Maggie Reynolds : Yeah, we do.