Port Charles (1997–2003)

Thorsten Kaye: Dr. Ian Thornhart

Quotes 

• [Eve is talking about her unborn child] 

  Eve Collins Thornhart : He's almost here.

  Ian Thornhart : How do you know it's a 'he'?

  Eve Collins Thornhart : Only men cause this much trouble!

• [Finding her purse in Danny's playpen] 

  Eve Collins Thornhart : Look, I did not put this in the baby's crib!

  Ian Thornhart : I told you not to teach him to accessorize at such an early age!

• Rafe : Joshua has a Bible.

  Ian Thornhart : Well, see? Maybe he's not all bad.

  Rafe : Oh, correction... it's a book of Satanic rituals *disguised* as a Bible.

• Ian Thornhart : Okay, I'm a vampire-I'm a vampire

  [Opens a bottle of Irish Whiskey and pours himself a glass] 

  Ian Thornhart : But I got one thing going for me... I'm a *Irish* vampire.

• Kevin Collins : [Referring to Caleb being a vampire]  I know this sounds farfetched...

  Ian Thornhart : Far fetched? It is a little bit. I think Caleb is dangerous, yes... but I don't think he's hanging in the rafters in his spare time, do you?

• Ian Thornhart : Okay, I'm a vampire-I'm a vampire

  [Opens a bottle of Irish Whiskey and pours himself a glass] 

  Ian Thornhart : But I got one thing going for me... I'm a *Irish* vampire.

  [He downs the glass]