Episode list

To Hank's chagrin, Bobby learns to protect himself by kicking boys in the groin.

After Hank and Peggy unknowingly board a prostitute, her violent pimp shows up looking for her. Then they soon discover that Hank has been unwittingly "pimping" her all around town.

Hank and the boys become volunteer firemen, but when the firehouse burns down, they all have a different version of how the event took place.

Hank has the misfortune of being left all alone with Connie right when she gets her first period. He tries to handle the situation the best way he knows how, and unfortunately, he doesn't.

When Debbie, Buck's former girlfriend and lover, turns up dead in a dumpster, a city detective suspects Hank of murdering her.

Cotton returns to Japan to learn that he has an illegitimate son.

Hank is thankful to have something in common with Bobby after his knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.

Hank wins an Alamo beer can contest and travels to Louisiana to complete it for a monetary prize; the Hill Family stays with Bill's relatives, while Bobby picks up foppish habits from Bill's cousin, Gilbert.

Hank fights to clear his good name after mistakenly being charged for not returning a dirty movie to the local video store.

Buck Strickland is getting a divorce. Since Texas is a community property state, he sells Sugarfoot's Barbecue to Hank until the divorce is final.