Jack (1996)
Fran Drescher: Dolores Durante
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Quotes
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Angry Man : That's the second time tonight! What, are you stupid?
[Jack tries to walk away]
Angry Man : Whoa! Whoa! Where you going? I want an apology!
Jack : I'm sorry.
Angry Man : No, no, no, that's not gonna be good enough, sorry.
Jack : Well, I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jeez, what is it with you? What, are you totally hyper or something? You eat too much sugar?
Angry Man : What, do you think you're pretty smart?
Jack : Yeah, I do, got an A in everything except Social Studies.
Angry Man : Studies? How'd you like to study my fist?
Dolores : Hey, hey, hey, leave him alone, asshole. Come on, Mr. Powell.
Angry Man : What's the matter, man? You gonna let your girlfriend here stand up for you?
Dolores : Just, let's go.
Jack : [Jack begins to deliver insults he heard on the playground] You know what your problem is, Mister? You have Exactly Disease.
Angry Man : What's that?
Jack : It's when your mouth smells EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BUTT!
Dolores : What, you get that from Louis? He always says that.
Angry Man : And you're a loser!
Jack : Oh yeah, losers say what?
Angry Man : What?
Jack : LOSER! Haha! Rubber, glue, sticks to you!
Dolores : What are you doing? This guy's very tough! Stop with this, let's go.
Angry Man : [getting very angry] I'm a loser? You're a son of a bitch!
Jack : I can't believe you said that! You cussed! Oh, you said the 'B' word! Oh, you're going to get in so much trouble! You really are!
Angry Man : [laughs] Here's some trouble!
[punches Jack in the face]
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Dolores : Since when is being bad, bad?
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Jack : What happened to Mr. McGee? I just talked to him on the phone.
Louis : I don't know what happened to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell?
Jack : [pause] He got diarrhea.
Dolores : [disgusted] Diarrhea?
Jack : Yeah, he got diarrhea. And uh, he spewed. Threw up. And he had the squirts. He had diarrhea.
Dolores : Oh boy, that's more than I needed to know.
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Dolores : You're so gallant, you man, you.
