Richard Linklater: Tour Bus Driver
Quotes
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Beavis : Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!
Bus Driver : Hey, buddy, sit down.
Beavis : Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored!
Bus Driver : Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!
Beavis : [motioning to Martha] It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
Old Guy : [nodding] Oh, yeah.
Beavis : But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
Bus Driver : [fed up with being disobeyed] ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT, NUMB-NUTS!
[tackles Beavis to the floor]
