Janet: Ted, you know you're always welcome here. Here's what you're going to do. You're going to park your Airstream in my backyard, and you're going to live out of my fridge.
Uncle Ted: [to Brett, who is sulking because his dog Thor was sent to the pound] Come here.
[when Brett reluctantly comes to sit on his lap, Ted says with evil irony:]
Uncle Ted: There'll be other animals in your life.
Janet: [Werewolf Ted has Brett by the throat, Janet points the revolver at Ted] Get the fuck off my son!
[Shoots Ted]
Uncle Ted: [Said to running Janet, while transforming into a werewolf] Come back here, you stupid bitch.
Uncle Ted: [Completes transformation into a werewolf] Janeeeet...
Uncle Ted: [Said when Thor finds him wounded in the forest] Do it. Finish it.
[Thor kills him]
Uncle Ted: I can give myself a tetanus shot, Janet.
