All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Barkin
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Quotes
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Charlie : By the way, Carface, what did you trade Red for your collar?
Carface : He wanted the bottom of my shoes, or something. Hehehe. I don't even wear shoes. Ah, stupid cat.
Red : [from the hole which he went back to Hell through] Stupid dog! It was your soul!
[Demons rise up from the hole and pull Carface into the hole as the others look down]
Carface : Let me go! Red! This is not good! Red, no! Not the flames!
Itchy : What do you know? And I thought all dogs go to Heaven.
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Charlie : It's hard to explain, Itch. This place is supposed to have everything but it doesn't. It's too... it's too...
[singing]
Charlie : it's too heavenly here/It's too graceful and paradise-like/Much too narrow and much too nice like/Endlessly sunny and clear/It's too heavenly here/It's too blissfull to bear/Calm and quiet and much too mellow/
[Knocks over a tray of halos which all go around Itchy]
Charlie : /All my brain cells have turned to jello/Every day feels like a year/
[Someone pushes the halos off Itchy and drops both of them]
Charlie : It's too heavenly here.
[Grabs a harp on the way down]
Charlie : I need some action/I need some juice/
[Fires Itchy with the harp like a bow and arrow]
Charlie : A crazy kind of feeling of playing fast and loose/Some razzle dazzle and a little stress and strife/I gotta get some life in my life/But it's too heavenly here/There's no way you can be a sinner/Roll the dice/Everyone's a winner/It's so legit and sincere/It's too heavenly here/What good's a hustler/Without scam/I'm wasted talent/That's all that I am/This operator/Is at the wrong adress/Cause there's nothing to finagle/And no one to fineeeeeeeese
Angel Choir : [while bathing them] It's so heavenly here/Pure and perfect/Sublime and shining/Every cloud has a silver lining/Everyone's full of good cheer/It's so heavenly here.
Charlie : [singing again] They're all so saintly, I just can't relate/There's gotta be an exit/Through that pearly gate/
[Throws his halo just missing Itchy]
Charlie : Behold the canine who's been cut down in his prime/
[the halo comes back over his head]
Charlie : I may have done the crime/ But I can't do the time/Cause it's too heavenly here/All Hallelujas and Hosannas/It can drive anyone bananas/I'm going out of my head/This joint is deader than dead/I'll give you eight to three/It's too heavenly...
Angel Choir : Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Charlie : To heaaaaaveeeeenly heeeeeeeere.
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Charlie : [singing] Everybody's a winner. It's so legit and sincere. It's too heavenly here.
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Charlie : We're talking the mean streets of Frisco here, Ace, not Mount Happy-Go-Lucky.
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Charlie : Why don't you ask him yourself?
Sasha : Now that would be a miracle.
Charlie : One miracle coming up.
[disappears by taking off the collar and reappears in front of Sasha and kisses her, his miracle goes into her]
Sasha : Ugh! Of all the arrogant, presumptuous, egotistical mutts I've ever met!
David : Ahh! Now you talk.
[Sasha puts her paw over her mouth]
David : You must be an angel.
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Charlie : [after arriving to Earth from Heaven] Hey-lo! Double chili cheeseburger with onions and pickles!
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Charlie : So, is there a Mr. Sasha?
Sasha : Nope and I'm not taking applications.
Charlie : Okay. Okay but, if you were; what uh... what qualities would you be looking for?
Sasha : Oh, I don't know.
Charlie : Ah, of course you do.
Sasha : Hmmm. Well... loyalty, strength, breeding...
Charlie : I'd be good at that.
Sasha : ...humility... compassion
[Charlie accidently hits his head]
Sasha : and of course, style.
