Nine Months (1995)

Charles Martinet: Arnie

Quotes 

• Arnie : Ah, ya cheap shit.

  Marty : What did you say?

  Arnie : Oh gee, I didn't say nothing mister, you must be hearing things. Bye bye, Arnie loves you. Ya penis-head.

  Marty : Now I heard that!

  Arnie : Heard what?

  Marty : I heard what you said!

  Arnie : So long, You fat-ass pussy!

• Marty : I'm not gonna buy your damn video!

  Arnie : But, the kids will love it...

  Marty : My kids will hate it because they think your show sucks!

  Arnie : [after a long pause]  Oh.

  Samuel Faulkner : But, thanks. Thanks anyway.

  Arnie : Oh, sure. Hey, no hard feelings okay?

  Marty : All right. Sorry.

  Arnie : That's okay.

  [laughs] 

  Arnie : So long.

  Samuel Faulkner : So long.

  [He and Samuel walk away] 

  Arnie : Eh, you cheap shit.

  Marty : What did you say?

  Arnie : Huh? Oh, gee! I didn't say nothing, mister! You must be hearing things.

  Samuel Faulkner : He didn't anything, Marty.

  Arnie : Bye-bye! Arnie loves you, you penis head.

  Marty : Now, I heard that!

  [Sammy stops him] 

  Arnie : Heard what?

  Marty : I heard what you said.

  Samuel Faulkner : All right, come on, forget it. He's someone pathetic in a dinosaur suit. Come on.

  Marty : There's children around here, for god's sake.

  Samuel Faulkner : Forget it, forget it. Come on.

  Arnie : So long, you fat-ass pussy!

  [he flips the bird] 

  Marty : That's it!

  [began to fight Arnie the Dinosaur] 

• Arnie : I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You" lunchbox up your ass!