Paul Freeman: Ivan Ooze
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Rocky DeSantos : Well, pack your bags. 'Cause we're sending you back right where you came from.
Ivan Ooze : Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years.
Kimberly Hart : You obviously don't know how who you're dealing with, Mr. Raisin Head.
Ivan Ooze : Really?
Tommy Oliver : Yeah. We're the Power Rangers!
Ivan Ooze : Whoo! Where's my autograph book? Ha! Power Rangers, huh? So, Zordon's still using a bunch of kids to do his dirty work. Well, meet my kids.
[raises his army of Oozelings]
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Ivan Ooze : What is that odious stench? Smells like teenagers.
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Zordon : You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.
Ivan Ooze : Oh, put a sock in it, Z. Ten minutes out of the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me up into your stuffy little hyper-lock chamber and tossed me away into the depths like yesterday's trash. Do you have any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years? It's boring. Not to mention I had a Charley horse since the Renaissance.
Zordon : You won't get away with this, Ooze.
Ivan Ooze : You robbed me of my prime. I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire of the universe, and now it's time to pay the piper.
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Ivan Ooze : Oh the things that I have missed: the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, the Brady Bunch Reunion.
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Ivan Ooze : Taking over the world is one thing. Finding good help to run it for you, that's the killer.
Mordant : Would you like me to make a few calls?
Ivan Ooze : No need. I'm going to recruit the parents of Angel Grove.
Goldar : Uh, no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.
Mordant : [burps]
Ivan Ooze : Well, I suppose you'll be the experts on that.
Ivan Ooze : [grabs Mordant's snout] You forget. I'm a master of disguise.
Mordant : How could I forget? I never knew.
Ivan Ooze : First, I'll turn them into zombies and them order them to dig up my Ectomorphicons.
Goldar : Uh, how you going to do that?
Ivan Ooze : By showing them the wonders of the wicked with a little bit of Ivan's ooze.
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Rita Repulsa : What? You spent 2,000 years looking for a tub of snot?
Lord Zedd : Patience, motormouth. Watch.
[the slime oozes out of the egg and morphs into Ivan Ooze]
Ivan Ooze : Ladies and gentlemen, the Ooze is back!
Rita Repulsa : He's so handsome.
Ivan Ooze : Why, thank you.
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Ivan Ooze : [to Goldar and Mordant] Now you have a choice. You either serve me, or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks!
[shows them Rita and Zedd inside the snow-dome]
Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!
Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!
Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!
Goldar : Uh, we never liked those dingle-dorks in the first place.
Mordant : You said it. They stink.
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Ivan Ooze : [after Entering the Command Center] Hey, pretty fancy-schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well in 60 centuries, you can buy yourself something pretty nice.
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Ivan Ooze : So they've all been destroyed?
Tengu Warrior : Well, we were about to destroy them.
Ivan Ooze : What? You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors? You are Tengu curses! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!
Tengu Warrior : But, master, there was this monster with huge sticks. It kept twirling them around.
Ivan Ooze : Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?
Tengu Warrior : Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.
Ivan Ooze : Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the Great Power, everything will be ruined.
Tengu Warrior : You want us to take another whack at it?
Ivan Ooze : How about taking another quack at it?
[zaps the 10 Tengu warriors with a purple lightning bolt, they explode into black and purple feathers]
Ivan Ooze : No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown.
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Ivan Ooze : [enters the Zedd's Palace] Hi, honey! I'm home!
Rita Repulsa : You egg-sucking purple pinhead! The Rangers are going after the Great Power! I thought you said this guy was the master of disaster. He's nothing but a slime-infested jelly donut!
[Ivan throws slime over Rita's mouth]
Lord Zedd : Finally someone shut her up!
Ivan Ooze : Your feebleness is staggering. You obviously need a vacation. I think circumstances force us to choose a new leader and I pick... me!
[cackling]
Lord Zedd : Who does this clown think he's dealing with?
Ivan Ooze : The bogeyman is taking over.
[sits on Zedd's throne]
Lord Zedd : No one double-crosses Lord Zedd and lives!
[zaps Ivan with his Z staff]
Ivan Ooze : Oh, stop it! It tickles!
[cackles]
Ivan Ooze : My turn.
[He transforms & shrinks Zedd and Rita both into a snow globe, cackling]
Rita Repulsa : [in a munchkin voice] Way to go, bonehead!
Lord Zedd : It's fitting so you can't trust anyone in this galaxy.
Ivan Ooze : Oh, I love snow globes!
[shakes the snow globe]
Rita Repulsa : Earthquake, earthquake!
Ivan Ooze : Now, you have a choice: You either serve me or you can join these insufferable dingle-dorks.
Lord Zedd : Goldar, get us out of here!
Rita Repulsa : Don't listen to that purple booger!
Lord Zedd : Don't you dare betray me!
Goldar : Uh, we never like those dingle-dorks in the first place.
Mordant : You said it, they stink.
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Lord Zedd : I want you to destroy Zordon so that my evil once again remain supreme!
Ivan Ooze : I will not only destroy him. I will obliterate his entire legacy. It will be as Zordon of Eltar never existed.
Rita Repulsa : Finally, a *real* man.
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Goldar : So, what are we going to do about the Power Rangers, o' my hideous one?
Ivan Ooze : Ah, yes. The Power Rangers.
[snorts and spits out a blob of purple slime]
Mordant : Good distance.
Goldar : Yeah.
[the purple slime morph into 10 Tengu Warriors]
Ivan Ooze : Shut your beaks! Now, my Tengu Warriors, you will fly to Phados, you will find the Power Rangers, and you will tear them apart!
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Ivan Ooze : Have you hugged your Zords today?
[cackling]
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Ivan Ooze : [Ivan Ooze arrives at Lord Zedd's palace] Hi, Honey. I'm home.
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Kimberly Hart : Um, you haven't by any chance seen a morphological being lurking around here?
Security guard : Morphological being?
Kimberly Hart : Yeah.
Security guard : What the heck is that? Wait a second. Did it look something like this?
[Morphs into Ivan Ooze]
Kimberly Hart : [the Rangers jump back] Ew, gross.
Ivan Ooze : You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Ooze.
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Ivan Ooze : Guys and girls, girls and guys. gather 'round and feast your eyes. I promise you all, you just can't lose. when you got your own supply of Ivan's Ooze.
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Ivan Ooze : From this moment forth the world as you know it shall cease to exist. Welcome to my nightmare!
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Ivan Ooze : Take it home in boxes. Take it home in cases. If your parents try to stop you, just throw it in their faces!
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Ivan Ooze : Now, I'm beginning to get really angry!
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Ivan Ooze : Show it to your parents, show it to your friends. when you got your ooze, the fun never ends.
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Ivan Ooze : You may have heard that looks can be deceiving. I'm sure that when you've tried it, you all will be believing. and did I mention? it's free.
