Leprechaun 3 (1995 Video)

John Gatins: Scott

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• Scott : There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.

  Waitress : Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!

  Scott : What the hell did I just say?

• Doctor : Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?

  Scott : Do ya take Green Cross?

• Scott : [on the phone]  Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?

• Scott : Excuse me, where can I cash a check?

  Mitch : You old enough to be in here, kid?

  [sees the amount of Scott's check] 

  Mitch : Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.

• Scott : I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.

  Tammy : What? Do you think this is like Disneyland or something?

• Scott : Have you ever blown a rod before?

  Tammy : I beg your pardon?

  Scott : The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?

  Tammy : No, actually, I don't.