Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)
Steven Weber: Harker
Photos
Quotes
-
[after becoming a vampire, Lucy comes on to Jonathan]
Jonathan Harker : But Lucy, I'm British!
[Lucy reveals her cleavage]
Lucy Westenra : But so are these!
-
Jonathan Harker : Are you saying that Count Dracula is our vampire?
Van Helsing : Yes!... and no...
Jonathan Harker : Then what are you saying?
Van Helsing : I'm saying no. But I'm leeeeaning towards yes.
Dr. Seward : Then you're saying yes.
Van Helsing : No.
Dr. Seward : Then you're saying no.
Van Helsing : Not necessarily.
Jonathan Harker : You sound dubious.
Van Helsing : No -I'm positive!
Jonathan Harker : Of what?
Van Helsing : Of my theory!
Jonathan Harker : And that would be?
Van Helsing : The theory of Yes- or no.
-
Lucy Westenra : I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
Jonathan Harker : But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
Lucy Westenra : I'm not dead. I'm undead.
Jonathan Harker : Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.
-
[Jonathan had just impaled Lucy, and was hit by two rounds of blood]
Jonathan Harker : Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van Helsing : Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down!
-
Jonathan Harker : Oh... my... GOD! There's so much blood!
Van Helsing : She just ate!
Jonathan Harker : Oh! She's still alive!
Van Helsing : Hit her again!
Jonathan Harker : No no, I can't.
Van Helsing : How much blood can she have left?
[Jonathan hits the stake more lightly and even more blood sprays out than before]
Van Helsing : She's almost dead!
Jonathan Harker : She's dead enough.
-
Van Helsing : Where did her blood go? There's nothing on the pillow case, or her nightgown.
[to Dr. Seward]
Van Helsing : Can you explain zhat?
[looks at Jonathan]
Van Helsing : Can you explain zhat?
Dr. Seward : No, I can't explain zhat.
Jonathan Harker : I can't explain zhat, either.
Van Helsing : No one can explain zhat!
-
Jonathan Harker : [having been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, that's horrible. Is there no other way?
Van Helsing : One other. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic and tear off her ears!
Jonathan Harker : [after a moment's thought] Give me the stake.
[pauses again]
Jonathan Harker : No. No, I can't do it... you do it!
Van Helsing : It must be done by one who loved her in life!
Jonathan Harker : I only liked her!
Van Helsing : Close enough!
-
Mina Murray : Oh it makes me so happy to be at the Opera! I love this palace of art and beauty!
Jonathan Harker : Oh yes my dear, the Opera is astonishing! The music is frothed with love, hate, sensuality and unbridled passion!... All the things in my life I've managed to suppress so far.
-
Mina Murray : [after Dr. Seward catches Jonathan with his hands on Mina's behind] Suddenly without any reason at all, he laid his hands on me!
Jonathan Harker : [exasperated] Oh, she told me to touch it!
-
Jonathan Harker : [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?
