- Woman: Mr. Karinski, 30 years old and you've spent the last 8 months coloring things.
- Richard: Yes, my mother's very proud also.
- Caroline: Well, um, listen I'm really tired. And I have to get up early because I'm . . . going to bed early.
- Richard: So, no one liked my paintings in Rome, either. But it was just as well. After Julia left me, I couldn't paint anymore.
- Caroline: She broke your heart?
- Richard: No, she broke my paint brush! Of course she broke my heart. I mean I was in love with her, you know. Sincere amore. The kind of love you never have to question.
- Annie: You finally get your one and only marriage and you don't accept because you see yourself in a Volvo commercial?
- Natalie Karinsky: Look at you. Why are you all dressed in black?
- Richard: I'm a ninja warrior now, Mother.
- Caroline: You're Richard's mother?
- Natalie Karinsky: Oh, did he tell you I was dead? Usually he tells everyone I'm dead.
- Annie: No. He said you lived in Utah.
- Natalie Karinsky: Utah? I'd rather be dead.
- Annie: Oh oh, there he is. Places.
- Caroline: Annie, maybe you shouldn't.
- Annie: Mrs. Karinsky, can we screw with your kid's head?
- Natalie Karinsky: That's usually a mother's job but what the hell. Go for it.
- Caroline: Is it true that one Christmas---
- Natalie Karinsky: Is he still bringing that up? We're JEWISH!!