- [subtitled version]
- Husband: What is it you want help with? My plane leaves...
- Taxi driver: Rob a bank at Folkungagatan.
- Husband: Isn't that quite illegal?
- Taxi driver: Are you religious?
- Husband: No, but I was raised in Danderyd...
- [subtitled version]
- Pilot: Mayday! Mayday! SK-347 calling Stockholm Arlanda. We have an emergency. Request permission to land. Over.
- [no response from the air traffic controller]
- Pilot: Mayday! Mayday! SK-347 calling Stockholm Arlanda. We have an emergency. Request to land. Over.
- Air traffic controller: No!
- [the air traffic controller opens a bottle of vodka and starts to drink]
- Speaker: Absolut! For men who can set limits!