Love and a .45 (1994)

Michael Bowen: Ranger X

Quotes 

• Ranger X : Simp just had four cups of that *Eye*-talian coffee. He's a little twitchy.

• Ranger X : Yeah, me and Simp were just cruising the neighborhood, and knowing your feeling towards robbing and stealing, well, we just stopped on in to have us a little chat.

• Watty Watts : Well, I've been livin' the straight and narrow so why don't you take your chicken-fried, crypto-fascist ass, out of my fuckin' house before I call the cops.

  Ranger X : We ARE the cops, shit brain.

• Ranger X : [Holding his pistol point-blank at Watty's head]  You know what it feels like to hold a gun up to a punk's head?

  Watty Watts : [Unfazed]  I don't really like guns.

  Ranger X : It feels real good!

• Ranger X : [to Watty]  You see, I'm on the right side of the law. That means I can get away with murder. "Course, you bein' on the wrong side... that puts you in rather a bad pinch, don't it? I can smell that job all over you, Watts. Like a six-day-old pair of underwear.

  Watty Watts : I didn't do shit, man.

• Ranger X : [after punching Watty, questioning him about a robbery where a sheriff's daughter was shot]  And seeing as the Sheriff of Creedmore happens to be my brother, well, what do you think that makes that dead little girl to me, Watts?

  Watty Watts : Your wife?

  Ranger X : [Ranger X punches Watty again]  That's right, that makes her my niece. And what does that mean? Well, that means I might have to smoke the low-rent punk that blew her away. And seeing as I got my sights on you, you mgiht want to consider something very seriously. See, as I'm on the right side of the law, that means I can get away with murder. Of course, you being on the wrong side, that puts you in rather a bad pinch, doesn't it?