- [Opening narration.]
- Narrator: He can run, but he can't outrun his mind. It's coming apart, dream by dream...
- Danny: Think you're just a regular kid? Sorry, bud, you're a lab rat.
- Ed's brother: Your grades came in the mail today, Poindexter. Tell me, were you sent from the planet Pocket Protector, or did they clone you from Einstein's pubes?