The Sandlot (1993)
Marty York: Alan 'Yeah-Yeah' McClennan
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Quotes
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Ham Porter : Benny, why'd you bring that kid?
Benny Rodriguez : Because he makes nine of us.
Yeah Yeah : Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!
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Ham Porter : [mimicking Babe Ruth with a cigar in his mouth; can't understand him] Check this out. I'm the Great Bambino.
Sandlot Kids : What?
Ham Porter : [still can't understand him] I'm the Great Bambino!
Sandlot Kids : What?
Ham Porter : [takes cigar out of mouth] I'm the Great Bambino.
Sandlot Kids : Oh!
Smalls : Who's that?
Smalls : [narrating] I had no idea what they were talking about.
Ham Porter : What did he say?
Bertram : What? Were you born in a barn, man?
Yeah Yeah : Yeah yeah, what planet are you from?
Smalls : [narrating] But there was no *way* I could let them know.
Squints : You've never heard of the sultan of swat?
Kenny : The titan of terror.
Timmy : The colossus of clout!
Tommy : The colossus of clout!
Benny Rodriguez : The king of crash, man.
Smalls : [narrating] So, I lied.
Smalls : Oh! The Great Bambino. Of course. I thought you said the great Bambi.
Ham Porter : That wimpy deer?
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Sandlot Kids : [after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] Squints! Come on Squints!
Ham Porter : Come on Squints. Squints!
Timmy : Come on, Squints, come on!
Scotty Smalls : [shouts] Come on, Squints. You can do it! Pull through, bud!
Benny Rodriguez : Come on, man, come on!
Yeah Yeah : Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
Tommy : Squints! Come on man!
Bertram : My God, he looks like a dead fish.
Sandlot Kids : [Squints opens his eyes and smiles] *What*?
Wendy Peffercorn : [Squints kisses Wendy]
[muffled scream]
Wendy Peffercorn : *Ugh!* *Little pervert!*
Timmy : Aww, man, he's in deep *shit!*
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Benny Rodriguez : Vote then! Anybody who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[the boys raise their hands in agreement]
Benny Rodriguez : Ok fine fine! Be like that! So what do you want to do?
Yeah Yeah : [laughs] Oh! Oh!
Sandlot Kids : [Except for Smalls and Benny] Scam pool honeys!
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Squints : The kid is a L7 weenie.
Yeah Yeah : Yeah, yeah - Oscar Meyer even. Footlong, dodger dog, a weenie!
All : Ohhh haha
Benny Rodriguez : What are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? You run like a duck!
Yeah Yeah : 'Kay 'kay, but I'm... I'm...
Benny Rodriguez : Part of the game right?
Yeah Yeah : Mmm... Yeah?
Benny Rodriguez : Now how come he don't get to be?
Bertram : He's a geek, man
All : He can't catch.
Benny Rodriguez : [looks back at Smalls]
[Angrily to the others]
Benny Rodriguez : Man, base up you blockheads.
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Benny Rodriguez : Where you guys been? We've been waiting here forever, already!
Yeah Yeah : Ah, Squints was pervin' a dish.
Squints : Shut up! I wasn't.
Yeah Yeah : Yeah, yeah, you were! Your tongue was hanging out of your head! And you were swooning!
[Mocking what Squints was doing]
Yeah Yeah : Oh Wendy Peffercorn, my darling lover girl!
[laughs]
Squints : I said shut up! I got a lot of things on my mind!
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Benny Rodriguez : [watching Wendy Peffercorn on the lifeguard chair putting on suntan lotion] Oh, man!
Yeah Yeah : Yeah, yeah. Too cruel.
Timmy : She don't know what she's doin'.
Tommy : She don't know what she's doin'.
Benny Rodriguez : Yeah, she does. She knows exactly what she's doin'.
Squints : I've swum here every summer in my adult life. And every summer, there she is. Lotion. Oilin'. Oilin'! Lotion. Smiling. Smiling! I can't take this no more! Move!
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Yeah Yeah : [about Squints] Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.
