- Phil Stewart: You don't think a hacker did this do you?
- Bram: Well, when you leave it out in the open no self-respecting hacker is going to pass it by.
- Phil Stewart: [grits teeth and pulls hair out] Auugghhh! God Damnit!
- [tears out of room]
- Phil Stewart: Get the hell out of my way!
- Bram: You know you don't handle stress very well, Phil.
- Phil Stewart: Jesus Christ.
- [last lines]
- Bram: Terry?
- Terry Monroe: Yeah?
- Bram: Do me a favor.
- Terry Monroe: Anything.
- Bram: Turn off that damn machine.
- [Terry switch off the ECG monitor Bram is hooked up to]
- Salesman: [Karl is sniffing Terry's address book] Karl what are you doing?
- Karl Hochman: [stops] Um... the woman that bought the Paper Warrior today, she forgot her address book and I was thinking about going down there and...
- [smiles]
- Karl Hochman: returning it.
- Salesman: How did I get lucky enough to find you? That is a terrific gesture.
- Karl Hochman: It'd be a real pleasure.
- Worker: [hands Elliot bad ladder] Here's your ladder sir.
- Elliot Miller: What the hell is this?
- [hits a metal thing on it which sways wildly]
- Elliot Miller: What are trying to do? Kill me? Go get another ladder and make sure you fill out the right form this time. 12-M. That's M as in moron.
- Worker: [looks at Elliot displeased]
- Elliot Miller: Well go!
- Veteran Cop: [to rookie cop] Looks like you're gonna have a hell of a night as your first day on the force.
- Terry Monroe: The phone company called. Someone just dialed 700 dollars worth of 900 numbers in the last 24 hours.
- Josh Munroe: Think about it. 700 bucks in 24 hours. I'd have Laryngitis.
- Terry Monroe: How do you explain it then?
- Josh Munroe: I don't know, maybe it was Axl. He humps anything that moves.
- Terry Monroe: Don't get smart with me!
- Josh Munroe: Ooh! This is nice, if you want to attract a golfer.
- Terry Monroe: I'm getting style tips from somebody with 87 black T-shirts!