Hap do Ko Fei (1992)

Chow Yun-Fat: Gou Fei

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Quotes 

• Judge : You are so heartless! Although I never got to live with you, at least I can die with you!

  Jeff : Then you can jack off in Hell!

• Virgin : Check if there's a hole in my underpants?

  Jeff : No! I saw a vomiting crab.

• Virgin : See anything you like?

  Jeff : Yeah, I saw a couple of lice puking.

• Virgin : See anything you like?

  Jeff : Nothing. Maybe just a few scraggly black hairs.

• Chung : [Jeff gets into a fight with Hoodlum, the Thailand crime boss and after escaping Hoodlum's thugs, the group tries to consider what their options are]  We've had it! That bastard runs the whole damn city! There's no other choice, we've gotta kill him.

  Jeff : And what good's that? Can't kill his whole gang.

  Mona : [to Sam]  Do you think you could offer him more interest on the $40,000?

  Sam : That won't work. It's our lives he wants not money.

  Chung : Are you crazy? Think he'd refuse money?

  Jeff : Money? He's got loads. I made him lose face!

  Sam : [Sam has a plan to pay off the loan to Hoodlum]  Hey I've got an idea, listen up.

  Mona : What is it?

  Jeff : Rob a bank?

  [everyone is silent when Jeff says this] 

  Jeff : Is that it?

  Sam : I think it's a great plan. If we pull it off, we're rich. And we can go anywhere.

  Mona : What? Us rob a bank? Sam wake up.

  Chung : Why not? It's worth a shot.

  Jeff : Yeah, well you guys just keep dreaming. Forget about it. We're in enough shit.

  Sam : Waht the hell can we do?

  Jeff : Why'd you take the cash? Huh?

  [Jeff is so frustrated at the situation, he gets up from the table and leaves] 

  Jeff : .

• Jeff : Making love is sacred. Do it in bed!

• Jeff : Now I regret I didn't sleep with your girl. See how desperate she is now? Sam said she's lousy in bed, and her breath stinks.

• Sam : I'm in deep shit!

  Jeff : Yes. Pure unfiltered shit.

• Judge : Your voice is still so sexy through the telephone.

  Jeff : Wash your ass and wait for me.