- Oma beim Talentwettbewerb: I wanna sing "Highway To Hell" by C&A.
- Junge von der Schülerzeitung: Mr. Wäscher, what do you think of atomic weapons? Are you for it or against it?
- Heinz Wäscher: I thought you are from a school paper. But you are from "Spiegel".
- Heinz Wäscher: [in the live show Peter in a bunny costume has to give a letter to Heinz Wäscher but it is missing] Where does our stupid little funny lucky bunny has the little letter again?
- Peter Schlönzke: [takes off the bunny mask, screams] I have forgotten it.
- Doris: [screams surprised]
- Hilde Schlönzke: [screams surprised]
- Ulla: [screams surprised]
- Bertram: And good night.
- Peter Schlönzke: And this is the first error I am doing. You only do errors. You sing wrong. You stand wrong again. You have to stand here. Do you see it?
- [moves Wäscher to the right spot, audience is laughing]
- Peter Schlönzke: Do it right for once. And this stupid song "Witzigkeit kennt keine Grenzen"! I can't hear it anymore. You all treated me here like the last dirt and I was always greeting you friendly.
- [showes the middle finger, audience is laughing]
- Peter Schlönzke: Meanwhile I can even move the tail.
- [moves the tail, audience is laughing]
- Peter Schlönzke: And one thing you can remember: I am not your fool.
- [grabs the Corega Tabs from the basket and gives it to Wäscher, screams]
- Peter Schlönzke: And here is your denture cleanser. And for that I still get DM65,-.
- [audience cheers]
- Heinz Wäscher: What is your name?
- Peter Schlönzke: Peter Schlönzke. And you can remember that name.
- [leaves the stage]
- Peter Schlönzke: [Wäscher asked Peter to get him a package of denture cleaning tabs "Corega Tabs"] Here, Mr. Wäscher, the Corega-Tabs. The large package.
- Heinz Wäscher: I didn't order any Corega tabs. I am not a denture wearer. Here is an autograph for you, get lost.
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