Martin (1992–1997)
Martin Lawrence: Martin Payne, Sheneneh Jenkins, Jerome, Edna 'Mama' Payne, Roscoe, King Beef, Bob, Elroy, Various, Voice of Announcer
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Quotes
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Martin : Damn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!
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Martin : Cole, do me a favor.
Cole : What's up?
Martin : Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' later.
Cole : [pulls out pen & pad] What time is good for you?
Martin : Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?
Cole : I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.
Martin : Oh, all right. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.
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Martin : Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!
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Martin : [repeated line; to Tommy] You ain't GOT no job, man!
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Martin : Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?
Brother Man : Nothin'...
[pause]
Brother Man : ...just chillin'.
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Sheneneh : Kid, can you kiss me like you did that light-skinned girl in House Party?
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[repeated line]
Martin : Get to steppin'! Step!
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[repeated line]
Jerome : [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!
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Martin : [about Cole's lousy new apartment] Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that you gotta go outside to change your mind!
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Martin : Cole, I got four words to say to you - Un, em, ploy, ment!
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Mama Payne : Oh don't play dumb with me, Gina! You know damn well what this is about! You got too much head to be stupid! You didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!
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[At haunted house, a howling sound comes from the background]
Martin : That's just Pam, letting us know she's all right.
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[repeated line]
Martin : WAZZUP!
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Mama Payne : Every move you make, every breath
[sniffs]
Mama Payne : you take... I'll be watching you!
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Sheneneh : Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
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Stan Winters : Umm girl, you got fire and spice.
Sheneneh : Oh you said two keywords. You said I have fire and spice. So stay away fo' I burn yo' ass up!
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Sheneneh : [shouting] Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?
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Martin : Cole! No! You are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!
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Mama Payne : Yo' applehead stole my boy!
Rev. Love : If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!
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Martin : Bruh-Man! it's 3 in the morning! What are you doin' up in here?
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Martin : When you're with Pam, read the signs. When you feed bears, they follow ya home!
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Martin : Cole, the next time you think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!
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Sheneneh : Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!
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Martin : I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?