Episode list

guest host Kathy Ireland, Julie Brown hates Kathy, Three Stooges protects Kathy, Joan Rivers and others give Kathy advice, home pregnancy test, Woody Allen Miasery, beauty parlor, silent movie hacks

opening night vision mass shooting, dead I Love Lucy, 911 History William Shatner, Viva Glamor, Stephen King

opening cast hangings, kid cop interrogation, accident victim clinic, beauty parlor, Backlot Probe, aliens with William Shatner, murder court case, bad nurses

Skits include a spoof of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit videos with mentally-challenged models; a talk show interview with nude Demi Moore; a commercial for Buddy Boy Masculine Appliances; on Armed Family, Marsha arrives with a new boyfriend; and the cast is shot with arrows.

opening inferno, Armed Family drive, Censor 2000 baboon transplant, Rock group girlfriends, People not connected 2 reality, Sally Jessy Raphael

opening vortex to Hell, man-hate group, hillbilly family, suicidal Princess Diana, Herman's Head, Lipo Snacks, What's in the Bowling Bags, Conspiracy Chat

Skits include a spoof of Designing Women (1986); an ad for Reebuk pump shoes; a music video for "Your Love Makes Me High" by Mariah Carey (Julie Brown); the adventures of Axl Rose and Slash's groupies; a send-up of Cops (1989) with an exterminator; a demonstration of the viewer-interactive InstaCom system; a trailer for "The Day the Pets Got Even," and the first installment of The Armed Family, which centers on a trigger-happy suburban clan.

Skits include spoofs of Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) and Studs (1991); an infomercial featuring "Miracle Combing Methods" for bald men; an Armed Family birthday party; the origin of superhero "Safest Baby;" and "Psychic Chat," which features a small panel of clairvoyants who answer questions for callers.

opening Halloween candy Alien, Three Stooges in The Exorcist, Dream Dates Escort Service, Nothing like Entertainment Tonight Ruby Rogers, court case pointing to the wrong men, Talk Chat Madonna