Quick Change (1990)

Jason Robards: Chief Rotzinger

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Quotes 

• Grimm : [sobbing]  The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.

  Phyllis : It's okay.

  Chief Rotzinger : Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?

  Grimm : "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:

  [makes humping motions at Phyllis] 

  Grimm : "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

• Chief Rotzinger : At least give me the women.

  Grimm : Get your own women!

• Chief Rotzinger : Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.

  Grimm : Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.

• Chief Rotzinger : All we've got going for us is the city. Our only hope is they're mired down in the same shit that you and I have to wade through every day.

• Chief Rotzinger : What's your name pal, what should I call ya?

  Grimm : Well, I've always liked the name chip. Would you call me chip?

  Chief Rotzinger : Alright. What was that shooting just now, Chip?

  Grimm : Oh wait! Call me skip.

  Chief Rotzinger : Okay, Skip, what was that shooting?

  Grimm : The cameras, I was shooting the cameras. They were looking at me. Quit looking at me!

  Grimm : [shoots the camera] 

• [last lines] 

  Chief Rotzinger : [getting into car]  Hey, we gotta commend this Skipowski... I mean, Chipowski.

  [Rotzinger pops out of car and looks in total disbelief at the plane taking off] 

• Chief Rotzinger : [not knowing he's talking to the bank robber he's been chasing]  Ok, Dan. I wish there were more like you.

  Grimm : Don't say that.