Trenchcoat in Paradise (1989 TV Movie)
Sydney Walsh: Mona Williams
Quotes
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Mona Williams : What's the matter? You just landed the biggest case on the island.
Eddie Mazda : I wanted a burger, I got a stampede.
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Mona Williams : You just missed our first real client: a surfer who lost his board.
Eddie Mazda : What's he gonna pay with, sand?
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Mona Williams : I gotta go see a man about a surfboard. I'll get those personal files right after.
Eddie Mazda : Sooner better than later, later better than not at all.
Mona Williams : Chinese fortune cookie?
Eddie Mazda : A men's room in Newark.
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Mona Williams : Are you prone to seasickness?
Eddie Mazda : I wouldn't know. I just don't like water that isn't in a container.
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Eddie Mazda : I got a plan. Here. You be the stick, I'll be the stone.
Mona Williams : I wanna be the stone. It's cuter.
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Eddie Mazda : Is there an ancient Hawaiian proverb about how sometimes the bear bites you, sometimes you bite the bear?
Mona Williams : Doubt it: no bears.
