Parenthood (1989)

Claudio Jacobellis: Student 1 at College

Quotes 

• Student 1 at College : Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

  Dean at College : It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

  Student 2 at College : What's he yelling?

  Kevin Buckman Age 21 : YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

  Gil : [Yelling through a megaphone]  Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

  [Kevin shoots the megaphone from his hands] 

  Gil : Nice shot, son! It's important to be supportive. Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea..."