- Film Director: Where's the bicycle?
- Bruno Piermattei: I sold it.
- Film Director: Sold it? But with those bicycle wheels, you were supposed to make a wheelchair for your paralyzed father.
- Bruno Piermattei: My father's quite well.
- Film Director: Too bad! He should have been hit by a truck while riding home from the factory with the chandelier on the handlebars and your mommy should be whoring to feed the family.
- Bruno Piermattei: What's that?
- Film Director: You wouldn't know. You're too little. You and your brother should be in the orphanage.