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[Bill and Ted are in Ancient Greece]
Bill : [approaching Socrates] How's it going? I'm Bill, this is Ted. We're from the future.
Socrates : Socrates.
Ted : [whispering to Bill] Now what?
Bill : I dunno. Philosophize with him!
Ted : [clears his throat, to Socrates] "All we are is dust in the wind," dude.
[Socrates gives them a blank stare]
Bill : [scoops up a pile of dust from the basin before them and lets it run out of his hand] Dust.
[he blows the remainder away]
Bill : Wind.
Ted : [points at Socrates] Dude.
Socrates : [Socrates gasps] Yes! "Like the sands of the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives..."
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Socrates : [In Greek] Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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Girl at Mall : Oh, my God!
[laughs with her friend at Freud's introduction]
Sigmund Freud : You both seem to be suffering from a mild form of hysteria.
Girl at Mall : You are such a geek!
[walks off with her friend]
Billy the Kid : Way to go, egghead!
Socrates : GEEK!
[laughs]
Sigmund Freud : What is a geek?