- Dr. Mike Stratford: Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
- Roxanne Abrams: You call yourself a heart surgeon? Let me tell you Harold Strattford, you don't know the first thing about the way a heart really works.
- Dr. Mike Stratford: Personally, I think "Waiting for Godot" works as a musical.
- [singing]
- Dr. Mike Stratford: "It's almost like being... and nothingness."