For Keeps? (1988)
Molly Ringwald: Darcy Elliot Bobrucz
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Quotes
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Darcy : Oh my God! My God, it's huge, it's a monster! It's a giant boa-constrictor, get that thing away from me, get it away, put it aways before it kills somebody!
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Darcy : I'm pregnant. Can you pass the turnips?
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Darcy : I tried on my dress, for the prom, I look like a Thanksgiving Day float. I'm also itchy everywhere, my ankles are fat, there's something hanging out of my butt, the article's not going well and now I have to get a haircut.
Stan : There's something hanging out of your what?
Darcy : Well, when you're pregnant, sometimes you get hemorroids, okay?
Stan : Bummer.
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Darcy : God, why can't you just be my mother? Why can't you just crawl in bed with me right now and put your arms around me?
Donna Elliot : Well, just what is it you want?
Darcy : Just don't be my friend, okay?
Donna Elliot : But I am your friend.
Darcy : No, I don't want that. I can't. It comes with all these strings. When you're a mother, you just love somebody. That's it!
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Darcy : I'll worry about that, okay? You just worry about making sure he gets on a plane by Thursday. Oh, and make sure that he gets enough underwear. Okay?
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Darcy : These frogs are very big news at my school and very big news in Kenosha - which is where I live and where I find my stories. Do you know Mike Royko? He writes about Chicago. Fran Lebowitz writes about New York. I write about Kenosha!
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Mrs. Bobrucz : Stay for dinner, Darcy. We have glumpkies.
Darcy : I'd love to, but it's Thursday.
Lou Bobrucz : Oh, yeah. French night.
Mr. Babrucz , Stan : French night! Ooh-la-la!
Mr. Babrucz : Come wit me to zee Casbah.
Mary Bobrucz : What's a Casbah?
Mrs. Bobrucz : We have French fries!
Stan : French dressing.
Mr. Babrucz : Ooh! Zee french toast.
Mrs. Bobrucz : And for dessert - we've got ice cream.
Lou Bobrucz : French vanilla.
Mary Bobrucz : And french kissing. With gum!
[Stan and Darcy stop chewing their gum]
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Darcy : I wish I had a Polaroid of her face.
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Stan : What's wrong? What's the matter?
Darcy : Nothing. Nothing. It's just that I've never seen you - naked.
Stan : Naked.
Darcy : Well, you know, I mean, we did it - but I - I just never actually looked at it.
Stan : Come on, we did it six times.
Darcy : Five times. The car, the car, the garage, the tent, the basement. Does that count?
Stan : Of course it counts.
Darcy : Okay. Well, still, that's only five times.
Stan : The rain?
Darcy : Oh, yeah. Still - I never actually checked it out.
Stan : Oh, well, you don't have to look.
Darcy : No, I want to!
Stan : Well?
Darcy : It's cute.