Spaceballs (1987)
Sal Viscuso: Radio Operator
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Quotes
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Dark Helmet : [appearing in the room, lifting up his visor] I can't breathe in this thing.
Colonel Sandurz : We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir.
Dark Helmet : Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately.
Radio Operator : I already called him, sir. He knows everything.
Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?
Radio Operator : Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever.
[Helmet gets out his Schwartz ring]
Radio Operator : Oh, shit. No, no, no. No, please, please, no.
[covering his neck]
Radio Operator : Not that.
Dark Helmet : [lowers his visor] Yes, that.
[aims the beam at the operator's crotch, as the operator agonizes in pain]
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[first lines]
Radio Operator : Colonel Sandurz!
Colonel Sandurz : What is it, Sergeant Ricco?
Radio Operator : You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir.
Colonel Sandurz : So?
Radio Operator : Planet Druidia's in sight, sir.
Colonel Sandurz : You're really a Spaceball. You know that, don't you?
Radio Operator : Thanks, sir.