Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Ronn Moss: Rowdy Abilene

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Quotes 

• Jade : My first wife used to mow the lawn stark naked.

  Rowdy Abilene : What'd your neighbors say?

  Jade : They said I married her for her money.

  Rowdy Abilene : [laughs, pause]  Did you?

  [laughs] 

• Rowdy Abilene : [as Colleen jogs away]  Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.

  Colleen : [stops and looks back]  So do you pilgrim.

• Jade : [referring to man doing handstand on skateboard]  Hang on Rowdy. We got some nutcase in front of us.

  Rowdy Abilene : Man... he must be smoking some heavy doobies.

• Jade : [looking at exploded sex doll]  A bazooka, Rowdy?

  Rowdy Abilene : It's the only gun I can hit a moving target with.

• Rowdy Abilene : Jade, how bad you hit?

  Jade : [with bullet hole in chest]  I've been better.

• Rowdy Abilene : This is for the Molokai cops.

  [throws flying disc laced with razorblades] 

• Donna : So tell me, what do you feel?

  Rowdy Abilene : One man's dream is another man's lunch.

  Donna : You son of a bitch!

• Rowdy Abilene : Confucius say, "Man with deadly hands must be very careful while slapping on aftershave."

• Rowdy Abilene : Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee.