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Dr. Keith Romanis: Well, Harv.

Harvey Fairchild: Yeah?

Dr. Keith Romanis: Your heart is strong. There's absolutely nothing wrong with you physically whatsoever.

Harvey Fairchild: There's nothing wrong with me?

Dr. Keith Romanis: No. You're in a great shape.

Harvey Fairchild: Uh, I'm in great shape? Keith, did you ever hear the story about the fighter that was losing badly, you know, to the other guy? He's getting the hell kicked out of him and he comes back to his corner between rounds, and his manager says, "Keep up the good work, kid, because the other guy isn't laying a glove on you." And the fighter says, "Then you better keep your eye on the referee, because somebody is kicking the shit out of me." What the hell do you mean, nothing's wrong with me?

Dr. Keith Romanis: You're kicking the shit out of yourself, Harv.