- Man in Elevator: The truth is one parent can support ten children but ten children can't support one parent.
- Dr. Tamkin: Don't marry suffering the way some people do. They marry suffering. They eat with suffering. They sleep with suffering. And if they find some joy in their lives they think they're committing adultery.
- Dr. Adler: Oh Wilkie, have you taken my advice?
- Tommy Wilhelm: From what, dad?
- Dr. Adler: Take a swim, get a massage!