The Ice Pirates (1984)

Michael D. Roberts: Roscoe

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• Jason : [looking at the robot that Roscoe has built]  Why'd you make him black?

  Roscoe : [smiling]  Because I wanted him to be perfect.

• Jason : I don't mean anything by this but is there any particularly reason that he is black.

  Roscoe : [smiling]  Sure, I wanted him to be perfect.

• Jason : The manifest

  Roscoe : Box B-28

  Jason : 28?... 25, 26, 27... B28... oh no

  [hands egg to Roscoe] 

  Roscoe : What is it?

  Jason : Space Herpe.

  Roscoe : herpe?

  Jason : Dormant form. uh - Keep away from heat and - uh - moisture. Extremely dangerous when activated. Antibody - oh boy - unknown.

• Elderly Jason : Oh no, not him again.

  [as Zorn enters the ice storage area] 

  Zorn : You are finished. The seventh world is mine.

  Elderly Jason : Come on, Roscoe. You're looking bad.

  Roscoe : You don't look to good yourself.

  Elderly Jason : They're gaining on us. Well, I guess this is it.

  Jason : Here I come, dad!

  Elderly Jason : Beat it, Roscoe!

  Old Karina : Jason, Jason! It's him, it's... it's him. That's our baby!

  Elderly Jason : That is him!

  Old Karina : Isn't he beautiful!

  Jason : Mom. Dad. We won!

  Elderly Jason : He's a chip off the old block.

  Zorn : I always hated kids.

• Killjoy : They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.

  Roscoe : Just in case of what?

  Killjoy : Just in case there really is a god.

• Princess Karina : How long have you known about this?

  Jason : First we've heard of it.

  Roscoe : Couple of days.

  [Jason and Roscoe look at each other] 

  Jason : Couple of days.

  Roscoe : First we've heard of it.