G.I. Joe (1985–1986)

Neil Ross: Shipwreck, Buzzer, Dusty, Monkeywrench, Thunder, Polly, Hector Ramirez, Crimson Guard X-99, Dr. Mettier, Heavy Metal, Jeremy Penser, MacIntosh, Maj. Ron Michaels, Sailor, Stinky, Wong

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Quotes 

• [Shipwreck and Snake Eyes are sneaking around a Cobra base] 

  Shipwreck : Let's reconnoiter, Snake Eyes, and try not to attract attention. Sure. Who'd notice a wet sailor with a parrot and a silent, masked man with a timber wolf? I think we're in major trouble!

• Cover Girl : [helping Shipwreck in a bar-room brawl]  Figures, Shipwreck! You would be in the sleaziest hole in Hollywood!

  Shipwreck : Aw, shut up and fight!

• [the Dreadnoks have captured some soldiers] 

  Torch : Aw, look at the lovely monkeys we bagged!

  Buzzer : Don't look like monkeys to me, Torch. They look like trout... just before you pop 'em in the frying pan and eat 'em!

• Buzzer : Say your prayers, Yank!

  [Gung Ho punches him] 

  Gung Ho : Now I lay YOU down to sleep!

• Shipwreck : I always said you couldn't tell your face from a hole in the ground!

  Cobra Commander : I will not allow such impertinence! Especially from an

  [shouts] 

  Cobra Commander : enlisted man!

• Cover Girl : Sorry, guys! We've got to borrow your Flight Pods and a Rattler to look for our pals.

  Shipwreck : Tell all the starlets I'll be back to sign autographs!

  Cover Girl : Shipwreck!

  Shipwreck : Ah, you're no fun any more!

• Shipwreck : Do you expect me to talk, Cobra?

  Cobra Commander : No. We expect you to fry!

  Shipwreck : I was afraid you'd say that!

• Buzzer : [chasing Thrasher as he drives away with the Thunder Machine]  Thrasher, you bloody dingo!