- Slowly: What prices to they have here. Prices. In my hometown you can eat and drink as much you want. You can sleep in the most expensive hotels and it doesn't cost you a Pfenning. And when you are awake 300 marks lie under your pillow.
- Frankie: Wow. That's cool. Did this ever happen to you?
- Slowly: No, not to me, but to my elder sister it happens all the time.
- Karl: Can you tell me where I can meet the famous schlager star Linda Lu?
- Slowly, Frankie: Not important.
- Karl: She had that big hit "Babababaloubalouloulou".
- Slowly: Sorry but I'm more fond of classical music, like Bach, Mozart and stuff.
- Karl: Mozart? That's the one who invented those chocolate balls.
- Frankie: Yes, always when he didn't come up with music he baked his balls.
- Karl: They taste delicious. Tell him that when you see him.
- Harald: Rita? So you already call my wife "Rita"? How do you know her? How long does it last already?
- Karl: I don'T know your wife, she was recommended to me.
- Harald: Recommended? So now they recommend my own wife? Is she good? Well? Tell me: is she good?
- [pulls down Karl's suspenders]
- Karl: I don't find it funny. What if I tell you.
- Harald: Don't say ot or I break all your bones. What do you want from my wife?
- Karl: A room.
- Harald: A room? You want to sleep with my Rita?
- Karl: No.
- Harald: No? Why? Don't you like her? Isn't she beautiful enough for you?
- Karl: But I don't know her at all. I just want a room for myself, all alone.
- Harald: A room. Well, man why didn't you say that to me right away?
- Restaurantgast #1: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
- Karl: [takes the fly out of the soup with his bare hands] Not anymore.
- Restaurantgast #2: Mr. Waiter, there is a hair in my soup.
- Karl: You can eat it, the cook has more of them.
- Restaurantgast #3: Mr. Waiter, what can you recommend me?
- Karl: Another restaurant.
- Karl: I'm very happy with my appearance.
- Excellency Gobroukin: No wonder. You look like me. But think of me: I look like you.
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By what name was Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza (1983) officially released in Canada in English?
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