So Fine (1981)
Ryan O'Neal: Bobby Fine
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Quotes
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Lira : [on the couch, she wears angelic white lingerie and silk stockings] I'm a very unhappy woman.
Bobby Fine : You are?
Lira : [gets amorous] Oh!
[crawls towards him]
Bobby Fine : You... you and Eddie seem so happy together.
Lira : Oh... is a masquerade. I wanted... But, one day, my father he come to me with a long face. And he say that I have to marry a tall American.
Bobby Fine : You mean it was an arranged marriage?
Lira : Yes. And so I got off the plane from Rome... and there he was... like the King Kong, huh?
[the large painting of gigantic Eddie grins down at them]
Bobby Fine : He's a very large man.
Lira : Very large... yes.
[takes off Bobby's glasses]
Lira : But not a man.
Bobby Fine : Not a man? Eddy?
Lira : [shakes her head] No.
Bobby Fine : You... you mean that he's... he's homosexual?
Lira : No. Not. He's not homosexual. He's... he's not... attente, do you understand?
Bobby Fine : [shakes his head] No.
Lira : He's, ah, overcooked. Soft.
[finds the Italian word]
Bobby Fine : [rears away with disgust] I don't think I understand.
Lira : Oh, caro, the linguini just hangs there, eh?
Bobby Fine : You mean, he has a problem with impotency?
Lira : No! He doesn't have a problem, he doesn't care! I've got the problem, caro.
Bobby Fine : Well, you shouldn't... have such problems.
Lira : So help me, professore.
[softly:]
Lira : Help me.
[kisses him]
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Bobby Fine : At the risk of seeming overly cautious, where is the exact location of your husband?
Lira : Ugh, my husband. He's always working, caro. Sometimes he comes home at
[shrugs]
Lira : midnight, sometimes three, four in the morning,
[sighs]
Lira : sometimes *never.*
Bobby Fine : Well, he's a hard worker.
Lira : Mm. He's an idiot, caro. How do you say, a sicko... sicko-path.
Bobby Fine : A *psychopath.*
Lira : Psychopath.
[chuckles]
Lira : You, professore... you are a man.
[flips over to lie in his lap]
Bobby Fine : I'd like to think so.
