Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)

Jimmy McNichol: Roscoe Wilton

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Quotes 

• Peggy Sue Turner : [after she and Roscoe steal the station wagon]  I hate corrupting a little kid, like that.

  Roscoe Wilton : Man, this turd's so slow, a couple yokels are catching us in their pickup.

  Peggy Sue Turner : Really?

  Roscoe Wilton : Yeah.

  Peggy Sue Turner : [notices the truck driver is Sheriff Turner]  Uh-oh, it's daddy!

• Roscoe Wilton : [Saving Lester from the Arabs by aiming a gun at them]  Freeze, cow jockeys!

  Peggy Sue Turner : Ooh, terrific.

  Roscoe Wilton : I'll mow you down.

  Lester : Goddamn, boy, you saved our necks. The sheriff ought to give you an unofficial pardon.

  Lester , Deputy Bentley : But he won't.

• Harold : Hey, Roscoe, you're not supposed to be hanging around here!

  Roscoe Wilton : Just thought you needed some protection.

  Harold : I need protection from you like I need a bee in my shorts.

• Sheriff Turner : If there's anything I hate, it's a car thief, a loudmouth, and a chicken-shit runaway!

  Roscoe Wilton : Hey, porky, want me to turn around and come back?

  Sheriff Turner : That'd be the only sane and sensible thing to do, son!

  Roscoe Wilton : Well, yes, sir, officer. That's just what you'll get.

  [He suddenly turns around and speeds past Turner, who loses control and crashes his car sideways]