- Kandy Kane: My father has been working for several years on a project to extract fuel from potatoes.
- Marduk: Congratulations... Once again, my loyal warrior, you have proved yourself to be "The Optimus"... The best of the best... Dedicated to our eternal quest for unparalled perfection... And so shall you remain, until one even better can vanquish you...
- Steve Chase: [walking into junkyard trailerpark] Gypsy... Gypsy Billy... Hey Gyp... C'mon Gyp, I know you're in there... It's me, Steve...
- [enters Gypsy's trailer]
- Steve Chase: I need your help...
- Gypsy Billy: Go away, I'm retired
- Steve Chase: C'mon Gyp, this is a chance for you to get back on your feet
- Gypsy Billy: A mission?
- Steve Chase: The biggest yet
- Gypsy Billy: Nah
- Steve Chase: C'mon Gyp!
- [throws Gypsy out of the bus]
- Gypsy Billy: Ah, it wouldn't work... I couldn't help a one-legged widow fall down the stairs
- Steve Chase: I'm not taking no for an answer... You're coming with me
- Gypsy Billy: I'm not in shape for any big mission
- Steve Chase: All you need to get back into shape is a good bath
- Gypsy Billy: Okay Steve, Okay, but I'm warning you, you're making a big mistake
- Steve Chase: It wouldn't be the first time, but I'll take the chance...
- [they pass Vampire at the gate]
- Steve Chase: ... He's just left
- Vampire: Don't let the gate hit you on the way out
- Gypsy Billy: Hey, what about my security deposit?
- [Vampire hands Gypsy $2]
- Gypsy Billy: Two bucks? I gave you five
- Vampire: Took it out for damages
- Steve Chase: You gonna let him get away with that?
- Gypsy Billy: He's got the franchise
- Steve Chase: It's now or never Gyp
- Gypsy Billy: [grabs Vampire] Vampire, you damn thief, gimme my dough
- Vampire: Let go of me!
- Gypsy Billy: You heard me, my five bucks
- Gypsy Billy: [Vampire whistles, 4 toughs show up, fight ensues, which Gypsy wins] ... Thanks for the help
- [to Steve]
- Steve Chase: Did you really want help?
- Gypsy Billy: Nope
- The Fly: Welcome Steve... I was expecting you... Sit
- Steve Chase: I know you see me, but do you hear me, Fly?
- Steve Chase: Okay, C'mon Fly... I need your feet... There are many lives at stake here
- The Fly: For this mission, feet alone are insufficient... The mind that leads the feet must be wise
- [Fly levitates off the floor]
- Steve Chase: Another one of your games, Fly?
- The Fly: Perhaps only a game of illusion... Perhaps real... Can you match me?
- Steve Chase: [Steve tries to levitates, but fails]
- The Fly: A true leader finds a way around any obstacle... I'm sorry, I cannot follow you
- The Fly: [Fly turns and pours some tea while Steve tries again... When Fly turns back, Steve is levitating]
- The Fly: How did you manage this illusion?
- [Fly turns and puts tea down, when he turns back, Steve is sitting again]
- Steve Chase: What illusion, Fly?
- The Fly: You lead, I'll come
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