Return of the Secaucus Seven (1980)
Adam LeFevre: J.T.
Quotes
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Chip Hollister : [to a police officer] Look, we didn't shoot the deer. We don't even have a gun!
Chip Hollister : [to Mike and J. T] They think we shot the deer.
[rolls his eyes]
J.T. : How do you know it was shot, Mr. Hollister? No one said anything about a shooting.
Mike Donnelly : It might've been knifed.
J.T. : Or bludgeoned to death.
Mike Donnelly : Or strangled with a silk stocking.
J.T. : Or slowly poisoned.
Mike Donnelly : You blew it, mister. You should've clammed up.
J.T. : You're taking the fall, kid.
Chip Hollister : Just as long as they don't search the car.
Mike Donnelly : Oh, that's right. The glove compartment.
J.T. : "Top aide nabbed in drug bust. Senator refuses comment."
Chip Hollister : Give me a break!
[Mike and J. T. laugh]
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Norman : [looks around at the 7 people sitting in the police station when he arrives] You people together?
J.T. : Uh-huh. We're in for, uh... What do you call deer murder?
Jeff Andrews : Bambicide.
J.T. : Right. Bambicide, right. And conspiracy to deprive a furry woodland creature of its civil rights.
Norman : Jacking deer, eh?
J.T. : What's your beef?
Norman : Drunk.
J.T. : [sarcastic] No!
Norman : Drunk. Second time this week. Drunk.
Jeff Andrews : Is that a crime?
Norman : Tourist season, it is. Rest of the year you can lay out on the sidewalks for all they care.
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[Mike is pretending to teach history class]
J.T. : Mr. Donnelly?
Mike Donnelly : Yes, J. T.?
J.T. : Coach says that you got socialistic tendencies. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?
Mike Donnelly : Coach is a running dog imperialist, J. T. Don't listen to him. Alright, now, the rest of you: if the Boston police went on strike tomorrow, what would White and Dukakis do? Would there be riots in Southie?
[Katie hands him a cracker and cheese]
Mike Donnelly : Ah, it's Miss Sipriano from the English department.
J.T. : Mr. Donnelly?
Mike Donnelly : Yes, J. T.?
J.T. : Coach says that you and Miss Sipriano are, uh, getting it on. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?
Mike Donnelly : Coach has a filthy, reactionary mind, J. T. Don't listen to him.
Katie Sipriano : You guys are much too well-behaved. High school isn't what it used to be.
Mike Donnelly : Yeah, it's mostly discipline. No matter how jazzed up and relevant I try to make the history, I'm still dealing with a roomfull of teenage libido.
J.T. : Mr. Donnelly?
Mike Donnelly : Yes, J. T.?
J.T. : [flips him the bird] Get bent, Mr. Donnelly.
Mike Donnelly : [laughs] Exactly. Exactly.
