- Chicken: You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can. But as you know...
- Squeezit: What can chickens do?
- Chicken: Precisely.
- Renee Henderson: The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!
- Huckleberry P. Jones: Uh, by the way, honey, when's that mentally-retarded Swedish husband of yours comin' home, anyhow?
- Miss Feldman: That does it, Johnny! You're going to Mr. Yodelbean's office!
- Gunfighting Student, Johnny: You ain't takin' me nowhere, you honky bitch.
- Queen Doris: Tell me... Tell me how you loved...
- King Fausto: I loved to feel your nipples harden when I caress them with my fingertips.
- Satan: [singing to princess] Be nice to me, babe or you'll regret it. You are my hostage and don't you forget it. The night is early and there's lots to be done. Lets boogy now, come on, we're gonna have some fun.
- Queen Doris: Tell me why that French slut is so special to you and why you carry her picture around in your pocket!
- King Fausto: All right, I'll tell to you. She's French and that's simple. Therefore she's of the master race. A direct descendant of God just like me.
- Pa Hercules: You leave me be. In the real world up there, I was just another rat. And down here, I also live like a rat. So what's the difference? Go away. I want to be alone.
- Flash: Ah, banana oil.
- Renee Henderson: [Renee has unchained 'herself' and is voluntarily entering a cage to be gang-probed] Oh, beat me! Kill me! Fuck my asshole!
- Renee Henderson: I know that voice. You're the one the king keeps locked up in the pit.
- Ex-Queen: And this is going up your asshole just as soon as I'm done with queenie here, faggot.
- Renee Henderson: Aw, your buns smell like lox, honey! I can smell them. from here!
- Ma: Flash, be sure and tie your grandfather up and check the knots real good. While he was sniffing around for food yesterday, he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone.
- Flash: The principal, Mr. Yodelbean, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms that said if anybody was gonna be late, they was gonna be punished.
- Queen Doris: Where is your precious army?
- King Fausto: I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
- Queen Doris: You're really out to lunch!
- King Fausto: [getting ready for battle; to Flash and Gramps] Hurry up!
- Flash: [having sex with a fat woman] That's what we're trying to do.
- Squeezit: Well, last night my mother was punishing me again, and I begged her to stop hurting me, but she wouldn't. And finally the pain got so intense and unbearable that I felt like I was dying and leaving my body.
- Huckleberry P. Jones: Now tell me, when is that Mentally Retarded Swedish Husband of yours coming home?
- Squeezit: [during gunfight after Frency jumps out of window] Frenchy, come back! They'll mark you truant!
- First Teasing Girl: Ewww! Squeezit Henderson.
- Second Teasing Girl: Will ya get a load-a that joik, will ya?
- First Teasing Girl, Second Teasing Girl: Ewww!
- Caged Arabs: Khomeni! Khomeni! Khomeni!
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