Rupan sansei (1978)

David Povall: Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub)

Quotes 

• [Zenigata discovers Lupin's body in a crypt] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Who do you think you are, Count Dracula? Well, I read the book, and Dracula gets his in the end, just like you're gonna get yours. Here! Let me treat you a nice "stake" dinner!

  [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes] 

• Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Why, Detective Zenigata! Long time no see, Old Man.

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin! You're dead! Wait a second, that stiff in the coffin, that was you, right?

  Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : So they say. I'm a little confused myself.

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : They guaranteed that you were deader than a doornail! There wasn't a shadow of a doubt!

  Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's news to me. Frankly, I've never felt better in my life.

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Well, just hold still a second and we can fix that!

  [swings a piece of wood at Lupin, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Zenigata catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle] 

  Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hate to cut this short, but dead or alive, I think it's time I got out of here. Now don't forget to write!

  [takes off] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Ya little...! I'll be writing "REST IN PEACE" on your tombstone when I'm done with you! That lousy little thief, I knew he was still alive! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You had everyone else falling for it! Not Zenigata! This is one detective you can't shake that easily! This is one guy who will dog your every step to the very gates of Hell!

• Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : [laughing nervously]  What am I laughing about?

• Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : That thief can't get away from me. I'll track him down, even if I have to play nursemaid to a barnacle to do it.

• Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, you there! Nobody make a move! You're all under arrest!

  Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : [picking up the unconscious Lupin]  Let's get outta here!

  [the gang heads for the docks] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh no you don't! You're not getting away that easy!

  [the gang loads Lupin into a motorboat and Jigen starts it] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : I'm warning you! You'll never get away from me!

  [the speedboat is tied to a coil of rope. Zenigata laughs triumphantly] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : I thought you simple-minded crooks might try something like this! I'm ready for ya!

  [He finds to his astonishment that the rope is tied to the wrong rowboat] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Not again! Why me? What's a guy gotta do to get a break around here?

  [He starts to row, but the yacht on the other side of the dock explodes, sending Zenigata into the water. He surfaces and sees some planes dropping bombs into the water] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh, sh...

  [He panics and dives. The bombs hit the water and explode. Zenigata clings to a shell, screaming like a little girl] 

• Commissioner (1995 Streamline dub) : On your salary, you'd never be able to afford a place like this.

  [Chopsticks trembling in his hand, Zenigata picks ups a pickled radish] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : You're right.

  [He sniffs, then, on the verge of tears, eats the radish] 

  Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : I don't deserve this. Commissioner... I really am... so lucky... to have a chief like you!

  [He sobs] 

  Commissioner (1995 Streamline dub) : [handing Zenigata a tissue]  Stiff upper lip.

  [Zenigata blows his nose]