A Doonesbury Special (1977)

Charles Levin: Mark Slackmeyer

Quotes 

• Mark Slackmeyer : [everybody's making fun of Mike's cooking]  Joanie...

  Joanie Caucus : Yes?

  Mark Slackmeyer : This is really your responsibility.

  Joanie Caucus : Mine?

  Mark Slackmeyer : You *know* Mike needs supervision when he walks into that kitchen.

  Joanie Caucus : I know and I'm sorry... I left the room for a second and then everything fell apart.

• Mark Slackmeyer : [Zonker has just announced his conclusion that the commune is passe]  Where will I go? Who will I be? What'll I eat?

  Zonker Harris : Those are heads-up questions, Mark, because unless you're from Vermont the commune is finito.