The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Diana Canova: Juanita

Quotes 

• Eunice : *God*, wouldn't you love to have somebody like him? God, I sure would.

  Juanita : He was jus' so beeeeg. He was jus' so *beeeeg*.

• Juanita : [singing]  Some horseplay or a bit of coitus, We'll be so wild if they ever arrest us, They'll never acquit us, So bind me and tie me, Free me and fly me, Pay up and buy me, Or do something worse, As long as it's perverse...

• Juanita : Oh, who cares anyway, you big burrito!

• Juanita : Hello all you wonderful perverts. I am so happy to be with you tonight.

  [singing] 

  Juanita : Perversion, Anything goes, You name it, I'm game it, Wouldn't matter what game you chose, I'll play hard to get, If that gets you hard...

• Juanita : [singing]  Isn't it fun, To do things, such new things, Things that people think can't be done, I'll wear black lace and naughty, sexy regalia, Or if you like you can dress up in that paraphernalia...