Sirota's Court

Narrator: [opening credits] This is the city! It could be your city!

Female Voice: Lucky for you it's not. What a jungle!

Narrator: Yes, this city like many others is a victim of rising crime.

Male Voice: Tell me. I live with bars on my windows while the crooks are out on the streets.

Female Voice: I bought one of those Doberman dogs. They beat them up.

Narrator: And where does the average citizen find justice?

Male Voice: Not here, buddy.

Female Voice: Ooo, could we use Superman now!

Male Voice: Ah, nobody cares!

Narrator: Nobody? What about the honorable Matthew J. Sirota of Night Court?

Male Voice: Oh, he's the one whose tough but fair.

Female Voice: Oh, yeah. He's a nice man.