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Quotes
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Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : Oh, Shurik! Your apparatus is going to kiII you!
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : My apparatus, Zinochka, wiII make me famous. And you, too.
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Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : He's told that his wife is leaving him, and his only answer is: "Well, well, well, well...". I can't believe the rudeness!
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Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : Listen to me, Karp, but, please, don't get excited. This is the real Ivan the Terrible! Do you remember I was telling you about the time machine? Well, Shurik did succeed with that experiment!
Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director : But he could have killed me!
Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : And would have done good!
Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director : It's crazy! What do you mean, Ivan the Terrible? He's been long dead!
Ivan the Terrible : Who's dead?
Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director : I didn't mean you. I mean the other one, the one who's been dead...
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Ivan the Terrible : Who do you belong to?
Dentist Anton Semyonovich Shpak : Excuse me, comrade actor, but what do you mean, 'belong'?
Ivan the Terrible : Whose serf are you?
Dentist Anton Semyonovich Shpak : Sorry, but I don't understand you.
Ivan the Terrible : A very stupid serf!
Dentist Anton Semyonovich Shpak : Excuse me, but why do you keep calling me a serf? Where did you get that word?
Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : It's from the part he's playing.
Dentist Anton Semyonovich Shpak : That part is denigrating! Please, don't apply it to me! Oh, God! Some apartment house! They rob you, they call you names! We'll never win the honorary title of a house of cultured communal living. This is an outrage! An outrage!