Aleksandr Demyanenko: Shurik
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Quotes
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Ivan the Terrible : I had a man Iike you. He made wings.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : Well?
Ivan the Terrible : What do you mean, well? I put him on a gun-powder barrel. It made him fly! Ha-ha!
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Ivan the Terrible : Taste it from my cup.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : Why?
Ivan the Terrible : Go on, taste it...
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : You think I want to poison you? We don't do that any more, and in our day, you'd sooner get poisoned with canned food, than vodka.
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : No, no. I don't drink. I don't drink, Ivan Vassilyevich. Thank you.
Ivan the Terrible : Don't you have any respect for me?
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : For God's sake, Ivan Vassilyevich!
Ivan the Terrible : Then drink.
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Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva : Oh, Shurik! Your apparatus is going to kiII you!
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : My apparatus, Zinochka, wiII make me famous. And you, too.
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : Well, if you were my wife, I would hang myself.
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : My woman eloped today with her lover, Yakin, to the Caucasus.
Ivan the Terrible : You are kidding? Did you send men to catch them? When they catch them, first thing have Yakin impaled, and then...
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : What do you care about my relations with my wife? It's none of your business whether we're divorcing or not. That's our personal matter.
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : No, that's a public matter. Your divorces lower our indices.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : What do you want from me?
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : Wait until the end of the quarter. Then you may divorce as much as you like.
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Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : Alexander Sergeyevich, where is the wall?
George Miloslavsky : What is it? What's going on? There was a wall here!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : Timofeyev, you will answer for it in court. Inventing such a machine!
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : Go to hell with your wall!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : Half a flat has vanished.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : No big deal.
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : I can't wait! Let's go back into the past and see the ancient Moscow!
Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager : What are you saying, Timofeyev? Before seeing the ancient Moscow, get a permission from the authorities!
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Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : I'm in a hurry myself. I must rescue those two, as well. What's going to happen to them?
Ivan the Terrible : They'll be beheaded, that's all.
Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev : That's all?
Ivan the Terrible : To hell with them!
