The Last House on the Left (1972)
Fred J. Lincoln: Fred 'Weasel' Podowski
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Quotes
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : How'd we get into the sex-crime business anyway? My brother Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation, too.
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : [tired, while chasing Phyllis] Oh, man. I gotta give up cigarettes!
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Estelle Collingwood : Are you folks on vacation?
Krug Stillo : No, we're sort of, um, on a business trip.
Dr. John Collingwood : Well what sort of business are you in?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski : Plumbing.
Krug Stillo : Insurance.
Estelle Collingwood : Well, which is it?
Sadie : You see, we're actually in both. We sell insurance to plumbing companies. You know, in case they steal some toilets or something.
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : [to Estelle] I could make love to a looker like you with my hands tied behind my back.
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : Look at this.
Krug Stillo : What?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski : [showing pictures of Mari] Guess who lives here?
Krug Stillo : Huh, I wonder what the odds are on that?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski : Couldn't even tell you.
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Fred "Weasel" Podowski : How's your back, baby?
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Krug Stillo : You want some grass? What do you want with some grass, huh?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski : Hey, you guys ain't cows is ya? Little cows, looking for some grass, huh? Let me hear you moo. C'mon, c'mon. Moo.
Sadie : Yeah, and they got them cute little udders on them.
