The Producers (1967)

Madelyn Cates: Concierge

Quotes 

• Concierge : Who d'ya want?

  Leo Bloom : I beg your pardon?

  Concierge : Who d'ya want? Nobody gets in the building unless I know who they want. I'm the "concierge". My husband used to be the "concierge", but he's dead. Now I'M the "concierge".

  Max Bialystock : We are seeking Franz Liebkind.

  Concierge : Oh... the Kraut! He's on the top floor, apartment 23.

  Max Bialystock : Thank you...

  Concierge : ...But you won't find him there... he's up on the roof with his boids. He keeps boids. Dirty... disgusting... filthy... lice-ridden boids. You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. Not anymore! No, sir! Boids!... You get my drift?

  Leo Bloom : We... uh... get your "drift". Thank you, madam.

  Concierge : I'm not a "madam"! I'm a "concierge"!