Peter Noone: Herman
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Quotes
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Oakshot : What are we in Advertising House? Do we manufacture?
Swothard : No, not really, sir.
Oakshot : Do we sell?
Herman Tulley : No, sir!
Oakshot : What do we do?
Herman Tulley : We exaggerate, sir.
Oakshot : We--mold!
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Barry : Ah, come on. Who's gonna pay to listen to our noise?
Herman Tulley : Well, my grandma went wild when she heard us.
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Herman Tulley : How can anyone be oneself if you're the same as everyone else?
Oakshot : Tulley, you seem guilty of incorrect thinking. Conformity is the very essence of what our executives require--but an individual conformity, naturally.
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Herman Tulley : Wouldn't you like to see your bitch on the cover of "Dog's Life"!
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Herman Tulley : You know, sometimes I wonder if I own Mrs. Brown or if she owns me?
Judy Brown : That's just the way I feel about modeling. Sometimes I don't know if I'm posing for the photographer or if he's posing for me.
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Herman Tulley : Can I help?
Judy Brown : Yes, actually. If you can smell.
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Herman Tulley : Then you're on 10,000 bedroom walls.
Keith : It's a regular orgy, isn't it?
Karl : Yeah, once you got your picture on the bedroom wall, you're part of their lives, aren't you?
Barry : Yeah, the little darlings.
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G.G. Brown : You still got the group. You're good lads. You'll all come out on top of the heap yet.
Herman Tulley : Oh, we're no better than 500 other groups. In London, there's more groups than there are coppers.
G.G. Brown : Never mind, son. Never mind. What you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts
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Herman Tulley : Isn't she lovely, eh?
[singing]
Herman Tulley : Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely daughter, Girls as sharp as her are something rare, But, it's sad, She doesn't love me now, She's made it clear enough, It ain't no good to pine...
