You Only Live Twice (1967)
Karin Dor: Helga Brandt
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Quotes
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Mr. Osato : You should give up smoking. Cigarettes are very bad for your chest.
Helga Brandt : Mr. Osato believes in a healthy chest.
[Bond eyes Helga's breasts]
James Bond : Really?
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Helga Brandt : [Bond is captured by Helga Brandt] I've got you now.
James Bond : Well, enjoy yourself.
[Brandt slaps him]
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Blofeld : [shows the x-ray of the PPK to Osato & Brandt] Only one person we know uses this sort of gun. James Bond.
Mr. Osato : But Bond is dead!
Helga Brandt : It was in all the newspapers!
Blofeld : Rubbish. Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr. Osato. Don't tell me you let him go.
Mr. Osato : I gave Number 11 the strictest orders to eliminate him.
Blofeld : And did she?
Mr. Osato : She failed.
Helga Brandt : [to Osato] *You* should have killed him yourself. You had plenty of opportunities...
Blofeld : This organization does not tolerate failure.
Mr. Osato : I know, but do you see I...
Blofeld : Go!
[Osato crosses the bridge over the water where the piranhas are waiting]
Blofeld : [addressing Helga] Well.
[Helga starts across. Blofeld hits a pedal that causes the bridge bottom to drop out, sending Helga into the piranha-filled water. The lethal fish immediately converge on her and she is dead in seconds. Osato looks on in horror]
Blofeld : [addressing Osato] Kill Bond! Now!
Mr. Osato : Yes, Number One! Yes. Yes, yes.
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Helga Brandt : A Dom Perignon '59, Mr. Fisher? Are you really sure you won't change your mind?
James Bond : [Posing as Mr. Fisher] Well, if *you* insist.
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James Bond : Now, you're going to need some very close, uh, protection tonight in Tokyo, because, uh, well, that's when they'll try and get at you. You'll need the best man we've got.
Helga Brandt : And, uh, who do you suggest?
James Bond : Well... Me.
Helga Brandt : I'm afraid I have another appointment tonight, Mister Fisher.
[drops smoke bomb inside the cabin, and triggers an arm restraint]
Helga Brandt : I'm awfully sorry to leave you, but I have to get off.
[exits the airplane and parachutes off the wing]
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Helga Brandt : Do you know what this is?
James Bond : I'd rather not.
Helga Brandt : Plastic surgeons call it a dermatome. They use it to slice off skin. I hope you won't force me to use it.
James Bond : Now... What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?